Behold this humble entourageTheir heads are bowed in reverenceAt the very slightest whisper of one nameExalting in his splendorWhich is altogether fittingOf the people and the land from wence he came
False modesties are common placeAs kingdoms rise and fallBut I the Genius full of glory and renownSay the Macho Man is everythingThat everybody, everywhereWould ever, ever want to wear a crown
I say this King deserves a QueenBeside him on the throneAnd Sherri is the fairest in the landNobody else is worthyOf this monumental honorAnd the regal splendor of his royal hand
We witness the dethroningOf one Jim "The Hacksaw" DugganWhose crown and robe are in a state of ravageI now remove my mortarboardAnd place it near my heartAnd thus proclaim you "Macho King" Randy Savage